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Thursday 10 February 2011

Top Ten Stupid Things I Have Heard This Week

1. Justin Bieber gets his own rags to riches film in 3D
2. Kelly Brooke rents a house over the road from her ex boyfriend Jason Stathan
3. Kerry Katona is dating Jeff Brazier
4. Daniel Craig starring a western movie with aliens-hope it doesn't turn out to be another Valley of Gwangi
5. Jordan thinking it's okay to change the locks on her ex husband Alex Reid and then being told by her lawyers that that isn't actually legal.
6. Steven Spielburg making a film with Quinn from Glee and Alex Pettyfer (all grown up) in the same as Twilight but instead of werewolves and vampires there's aliens.
7. Lots of books in WHSmith that have been written about tall, dark, mysterious boys falling for girls-Twilight rehaches, but with different titles like "Fallen Angel".
8. Jamie Foxx's new song where he's pushed out the window of his apartment in the video by his pchotic girlfriend and ends up singing for 20 mins how he's not with her. If I was him I'd be glad I'm not with her!.
9. Gnomeo and Juliet- Jason Statham being the voice for one of the characters as well as Ozzy Osbourne playing the part of the dumb deer (that can't have been too hard as he can hardly speak now after all the drugs)
10. My favourite stupid piece of news has to be- Mark and Kurt from the Only Way is Essex doing a photoshoot for gay magazine Attitude! I bet that's going to haunt them for the rest of their lives, even Danny Dyer who believes in Aliens recoils at the picture of him on his Attitude photoshoot.

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